______ ______  _____  ______   ______ _     _ ______     ____  
  _  (_____ \_____ \/_____\(______\ /______(_)   (_)______\   (  __)  _
 (_)  _____) )____) )     _ _     _ _     _ _     _ _     _    \ \   (_)  
 (_) |  ____/  __  / |   | | |   | | |   | | |   | | |   | |    \ \  (_)
 (_) | |    | |  \ \ |___| | |   | | |___| | |___| | |   | |_____) ) (_)
     |_|    |_|   \_\_____/|_|   |_|\_____/ \_____/|_|   |_|______/ 
                                                               

~my primary set of pronouns is a/am/air/airs/amself. if you haven't heard 
of them before, that's because I made them up myself, based on some old 
"regional nominative pronoun" (they only found the first one, a, likely the 
others never existed) that was found in a 14th century text. I thought it 
would be funny to have a set that was mostly made up of other words, so it 
wouldn't be spellchecked out but would completely fuck with grammar checks. 
My other set of pronouns, *e/h*/h*s/h*s/h*self, really only work when used 
in text-based communication. I found them online, they were made as a half-
joke for some 90s chat software. they're also called splat pronouns, a name 
much easier to look up. feel free to replace the asterisks with whatever 
other unicode symbols work for the platform/you think are cool, although 
try to avoid emoji or anything else that would be rendered in color. a few 
that I think would be cool include ꙮ, ‽, or ⌂. get creative!