(collapse:)[
(set: $count to 0)
(set: $incr to 1)
(set: $auto to 0)
(set: $grain to .1)
]welcome to the world's shittiest clicker.
(display: "click")(live: $grain *1s)[(set: _t to $auto * $grain)(set: $count to it + _t)](link-reveal-goto: "click")[(set: $count to it + $incr)]
(visited: "click")[count: (set: _c to (floor: ($count)*100)/100)_c]
(if: $count > ($incr *10))[(link-reveal-goto: "make your click bigger", "click")[(set: $count to it - ($incr *10))(set: $incr to it +1)]](else-if: $incr > 1)[make your click bigger]
(if: ($auto > 0 and $count > (($auto * 1000)+100)) or ($auto is 0 and $count > 100))[(link-reveal-goto: "let me stroke it for you", "click")[(set: $auto to it + .1)(set: $count to it - ($auto * 1000)))]](else-if: $auto > 0)[let me stroke it for you]